oh my gOD you guys 

so my dad’s friend collects cars because he’s super rich or something 

and dad was like “oh yeah izzy’s gonna be sixteen soon”

and he was like “lol you want a car izzy”

and i was like “yes yes impala 67 black with four doors”

and he knows someone who’s selling one and it’s gold but it needs a paintjob anyways so

and mom mom oh my god mom please

can i have it